Survey/Contest Results

For those of you who weren’t with us last month, let me go over the survey and contest rules. For the survey, I asked what comic character one found darkly erotic. For the contest, I wanted to know why you found a character darkly erotic.

Let me say this about the results. No character came out a overwhelming winner. We each apparently have our own tastes on what we find attractive in a dark way. The results have been entertaining, if not overwhelming. Those of you who participated, thanks! Those of you who didn’t...chicken! You lost out on some good stuff...just wait till you see the prizes you missed.

I had to really think about what darkly erotic meant to me. When I heard this comment that inspired my survey: "I find Magneto darkly erotic," I had never, ever, thought of a comic character in that particular way. Therefore, I had to sit down and think it over. I like Lobo as a comic character, but would I want to go on a date with him in real life? Not only no, but hell no. I like the Legion villain, Universo, but if he can attempt to murder his own son, he doesn’t look like a good bet in a relationship. To put it bluntly, they don’t invoke that spark that I find attractive. So where is the bad boy I would go out with, if a comics character was real? Well, I turn out to be a Pollyanna, I guess. I wouldn’t date a thoroughly bad guy on a bet. After much consideration, my choice would be Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan. Now there’s a guy I would go out with. He’s not totally bad, but he has an edge to him that I always find attractive in a man. Besides, he likes scroungy looking cats, and anyone who likes butt ugly cats is an immediate turn on in my book.

Of course, if I was giving a joke answer, I’d say that I found Spider’s cat darkly erotic! OK, enough of my thoughts of darkly erotic characters...on to the results!

The Winner is: DrNate ! For his amusing essay he wins The Neighborhood: The Dropsie Avenue Trade Paper Back, signed by the creator, Will Eisner. Here is the essay:

Our Second Place Winner, is Mr. X. Mr. X requested anonymity, and like I promised, he gets it. For his essay, he gets a beautiful, original inked sketch of Supergirl by the current Supergirl artist, Leonard Kirk. Here is his short, but serious, essay:

Our survey fell into categories: serious and joke answers. The winner was Witchblade, as a darkly erotic female character. No male character got named twice. Some of these joke answers were seriously warped, and here at the Collector Times, we believe in rewarding inventiveness.

Our Friend to Animals Award goes to Turlough, for his answer of Proty. For those of you who don’t know, Proty was a telepathic shape-shifting piece of protoplasm who was Chameleon Boy’s pet. For his effort, he gets a copy of Adventure Comics, featuring the first appearance of The Legion of Superpets!

Beam Us Up Scotty, We’re Going to Throw Up With This One goes to drew101, who named Barry Allen’s desiccating corpse. We can’t even begin to think of a fitting prize for this answer, so we’re sending drew some original con prints done by Legionnaire artists, Jeff Moy and Cory Carani.

The Answer That Is So Similar To The Comment That Started This Survey goes to spaCeB0y, who reports that Turtle Boy is darkly erotic. For those who are unfamiliar with Turtle Boy, he is a bug eyed, green scaled Jimmy Olsen. For making us nervous over here, we award to him a copy of Jimmy Olsen "World of 1,000 Olsens." Have *fun* spaCe!

Honorable mention goes to Holly Bennett, whose art can be viewed in our CT art gallery. She’s got the most flexible definition of darkly erotic we have ever seen: "Either Bone or the guy that kills people in Sin City."

Well, what about the rest of you, who honestly and seriously replied to my survey? Don’t worry! Among the serious entries (which were the majority), I held a raffle. Here are our winners:

You will all be contacted shortly, your prizes will be sent out in the mail this week. Thank you all for participating!


Text Copyright © 1998 Sheryl Roberts

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