Why Johnny Hates Comic Shops

By Johnny Gonzales

I just thought I'd explain why I continue to hate comic shops. Many of you have read my strip here in the Collector Times. Several months ago, a new comic shop opened up in our little town. Well, the two main guys who run it are doing a pretty decent job and I've only had two "slight" incidents where I felt they were trying to push stuff on me that I had already metioned I was not interested in.

Well for the past week, one of them has been out of town and the other has been working his "other real job" that pays the bills (they both told me that the store is more of a "hobby"). Anyway the one on vacation normally has his wife work during the day until 4:00 pm when he finally comes in, since she's with him on vacation, they asked her mother (who runs an "embroidery" shop next door) to run the cash register for them along with her two grandsons (from another daughter) one is about 10-12 the other about 14-16.

Anyway, I came in the store on Wednesday and by chance picked up issue #8 of Spyboy (which had just come out). I liked it so I wanted to get issue #7 which I knew had come out around late April. Because it wasn't in the back-issue bins under "S" the lady said she would call and ask the other owner where he kept the book, well a phone call later, she said that he said he would have to find it himself because it would be too hard for him to explain in what box last month's comics were in. She said he would find it, put my name on it, and I could pick it up tomorrow. Great!

Well, I went in today about half an hour ago. The lady said the book was by the register and one of her grandson's showed it to me. I said "do you have a pen?" so I could write a check for it. Anyway, as the kid takes it to the register, he and his older brother open up the latest issue of that damn spawn of satan book...you got it..WIZARD MAGAZINE. I say to them, "Uh, excuse me, but I seriously doubt that issue has gone up from cover price." The older one, without taking his eye of the book, responds with, "Oh, you never know." I then say, "If you're a betting man, I'll wager the cost of the book that the book has not gone up (sucker bet)."

He tells me, "You don't know that." I say OK and let him continue. Two seconds later he says, "Shit! It's not listed in here." BINGO!!!! I say to myself....Of course not since the issue of Wizard you are looking at probably came out at the same time the book did, Sherlock!

Anyway, not to look foolish, the kid says to me, "Well, I know I saw a copy of the book up there on the wall for $10!" I say, "Really? This particular issue? Or was it Issue #1 and maybe one of those Dynamic Forces covers?" Anyway, I pay for the book and leave.

The point I'm really trying to make is that these folks had ALL LAST MONTH as well as ALL DAY to have changed the price of the book. Nothing makes me madder than picking up a book, taking it to the register, then have the person there start checking Wizard to see if they can screw me out of another couple of dollars. This is an asinine way of doing business! Do grocery stores double-check at the register if the mangos are no longer 2 for a buck as listed? Arrrrgh!

As of right now, I know that I will never buy any back issue from this store since NONE of them have prices marked on the cover! Sure the fancy covered ones on the wall have prices and the ones under the glass have prices, but nothing in the back-issue bins are marked (and most of them are new comics not listed in the Wizard top ten anyway.

Thank you for taking the time to sit there and listen to me on my soapbox.

Gonzo


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