What the Hell is Up With Diamond????

(A XipeTotec Rant!)

by Stephane Morrell

What the hell is up with Diamond Distribution? I don't know about all you guys down south in the ol' U S of A, but up here ( as I write this of course ), we have yet to receive a single unit of the McFarlane Toys' Movie Maniacs series 3. These things SUPPOSEDLY shipped at Diamond 3 frikkin weeks ago! I call my comic store guy and all he has to say is "Well you know Diamond, you never know when stuff is gonna come in!". What kind of crap is that?! Is it shipping or isn't it?!

This is not the first time either. Everytime a new issue of LENORE ships from the offices from Slave Labor, it seems that Diamond decides they are going to take weeks ( and in one case, months ) before my store sees a single sign of it. Now granted, this might be because it's a store in Canada, and of course, Diamond is a U.S. business and will service fellow U.S. businesses first, but man! What is up with under-ordering and super long delays when we follow THEIR rules and place our orders 2 freaking months in advance????

Don't get me wrong, in my opinion, the wait for the action figure, or that next issue of a comic you've been dying for is part of the excitement. Just look at Star Wars ( Please! no Episode I naysayers, I'm just using it as an example ), part of the excitement of Episode I was waiting for it to come out. But when you read "OKAY! it's OUT!" you run to the store only to have them tell you "Sorry... diamond hasn't shipped yet" and then it drags on for weeks at a time... you get pretty damn angry. Then to add insult to injury, you go online and some guy in the middle of nowhere, got a delivery from somewhere OTHER than diamond, and is reading the issue as you talk to him telling you how great it is... and for a minute, you don't know whether you want to curse him and all his children... or pat him on the back for dealing with someone who DOESN'T deal with Diamond Distribution.

To be fair, Diamond offers a LOT of great stuff in a central location, comics, t-shirts, toys, statuettes, etc.... I just wish they could get better organized to keep up with inventory demands. Guess they don't feel they need to since they almost have a freaking monopoly over the comics distribution business... unless you're willing to sell your left kidney to be able to afford buying from American Entertainment.

Here's the lengthy delays.... Stephane Morrell, Still waiting for my movie maniacs

    Stephane Morrell
    (xipetotec)


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