Zack's Anime Guide

By: Zack Roman

It’s nearly Christmas time again, which means trees and holly, lights and good cheer, and of course, presents. Every year, people set out in search of the perfect present for one another and what better gift to get someone than an obscure Japanese foreign film? Japanimation, or Anime, is a highly diversified genre of Japanese film, and spans all categories from comedy to drama to adult themed material (hentai). Anime isn't the goodie goodie cartoons on television in America, but tends to exhibit ethical complexity; to the simple stupid good guys vs. bad guys of western cartoons. Most of it is aimed at more mature audiences and as often as not, contains various amounts of cursing, violence, and/or nudity. Through anime, one can learn about experience or depending on how sheltered one is, like I was, can be thrown in headfirst to the colorful Japanese culture. Submitted for your approval here are a few series form each category of film that I recommend as a good gift for anyone who likes anime, wants to experience something new, or those two failing, anyone who has a pulse.

Comedies.

Comedies are one of my favorites. They are almost always amusing and somewhat slapstick, though the good ones (the ones I recommend) have a high re-watch value. One series I highly recommend is El Hazard, by Pioneer Animation. El Hazard is the story of the adventures of a Cross-Dresser, and Alcoholic, a Lesbian, and a Megalomaniac (that bit got your attention I'll bet) in an enchanting Arabic-styled tropical world. The series is 4 tapes, and is one of the few that I recommend the dubbed version over the subtitled. The animation quality is excellent and the plot while mostly humorous, has some action and a little romance, too. This is my favorite series and everyone I've shown it to has loved it. The other series I suggest is Photon. The first episode is called "The Idiot Menace," which pretty much sums up the entire series, as two groups of dunces vie for the secret of ultimate power in the galaxy on the planet Photon, which looks suspiciously like earth from space. It’s a great series of 6 episodes, three tapes, and it even takes a hilarious shot at Microsoft at the end. I recommend this subtitled. I haven’t seen the dubbed version, but dubs are generally not as good and this one even has a joke or two with the subtitles if you can catch them. This series and El Hazard are what got me hooked on anime.

One last series I give a thumb up for is Ranma½. Ranma is the story of a boy who turns into a girl whenever he gets wet with cold water. He is betrothed by his meddlesome father to Akane, the daughter of his father's friend. It’s a romantic martial arts slapstick comedy and is one of the biggest anime series in America. The dubbing on it is very good, but the downside is that towards the later episodes (after season 3 ended) characters are replaced with new voices because the old ones quit (One became one of the females (the doctor?) on Stargate SG-1, or so I've been told). Also, the series is very long (a.k.a. expensive to own it all) and is not entirely out in America yet and the characters never grow or mature, so towards the end it gets kinda dull. Despite all these down points, Ranma is still a very amusing story, and I'd recommend the first 3 seasons to anyone... those are the best anyway.

Adventure.

Mononoke Hime, released in America as Princess Mononoke, was the highest grossing film ever in Japan until Titanic came along. The plot boils down to Man vs. Nature as humans and gods, giant forest animals, fight for dominance. Through it all, a warrior from a distant land struggles to understand what is happening and falls in love with the warrior princess of the gods, a human girl abandoned by humans at birth and taken in by the gods. The plot is fantastic, and the animation is state-of-the-art. I've only seen the subtitled version, but I'd imagine that the dubbed would be just as entertaining as it was done by good actors from Hollywood. The creator of Mononoke Hime is Hayao Miyazaki, and I also recommend anything else by him.

A movie I'd suggest for fans of planes is 801 T.T.S. Airbats, the story of a misfit all female show squadron and their one male aircraft technician. It’s an amusing story and has some great aircraft scenes. This movie was done with the help of the Japan Self Defense Force. It’s one tape, three episodes, and has chicks flying planes. What more could one ask for? Go for subtitled on this one.

One last series which I’m placing in the adventure category, for lack of any other good place, is the series Rurouni Kenshin. This is a great series that they are finally releasing in America. It takes place in late 19th century Japan, 10 years after the revolution the brought down the Edo dynasty and brought in the Meiji era and with it, Japan's industrial revolution. The story has some historical background and gives a lot of insight into traditional Japanese culture. In addition, Kenshin has all the stuff that makes a good story: sword fighting, mystery, suspense, romance, comic relief and oh yes, the main character can be described as Ghandi with a sword. Kenshin is a really good series, but it’s long, so that means a lot of tapes (the entire series is 95 episodes, plus some special episodes), but especially once you get to the second season, Kenshin becomes like a book you cant put down. Everyone who has seen a few episodes has gotten hooked (including myself). You want to go for the subtitled version of Kenshin; I saw some previews for one of the dubbed versions before it came out and it was absolutely awful (it was called Samurai X, so avoid it like the plague). The other dubbed version, released as Rurouni Kenshin I have no clue about, but the general rule is subtitled is better so try it at your own risk.

Romance.

Romance is very important in Japanese culture and almost any anime, regardless of what type, will have a little romance entangled with it. A really (really) good romantic series is "Oh My Goddess!" A lonely college student accidentally dials a wrong number and a goddess comes to grant his wish. Thinking it is a joke, he wishes for the goddess to stay with him forever. This is a great series (yeah, I know, I say they're all great), and has an awesome line of manga (Japanese comics) that goes with it. This is a five tape series and when in doubt, go for subtitles.

Another good one is Video Girl Ai (pronounced "i" as in high). This is the story of another lonely guy who loves this one girl that only sees him as a friend and asks advice on how to get another guy, who doesn’t have any interest in her, to like her. One day he walks into a video store and the guy there gives him a Video Girl rental tape (Note that video girls do exist in Japan. They are young women who are recorded on tape, and they are supposed to cheer you up or something. Go figure, it’s a Japanese thing...). The only difference with this video girl is that she jumps out of the TV and sets about trying to make him happy. This is another cute and romantic series. I can’t tell you how many tapes it is, unfortunately. The website says it’s 3 tapes with 3 episodes on each tape, but people I've talked to say it’s 6 episodes (and it is; I've seen it), so I cant tell you how many tapes there are. Also, go for subtitles and I'll give you a different reason this time! If you watch enough subtitled anime, you actually start to pick up bits and phrases of Japanese, so not only are you being entertained, you are also learning the culture and language, what a great deal!

Drama

Please Save My Earth. A weird title for an odd movie. It’s about a group of high school teens that find that they are all having the same group of dreams, except they are someone else. They realize these dreams aren’t coincidence and they seek to discover who they are in these alternate lives. It’s an interesting movie, and really big in some circles. It is 3 tapes (I think), and - you guessed it- go for subtitled. (Have you gotten the pattern yet???)

Detective.

Armitage III. No, this isn’t the third sequel, either. It’s a cyberpunk detective mystery that takes place on a colonized Mars. Someone is killing predominant citizens and they all turn out to be bionic androids which incidentally, are highly illegal. A bitter detective from Earth is assigned the case and his partner is a fiery little chick who is a lot tougher than she looks. It is another interesting movie, 900 one that I went out of my way to get a copy. It’s 4 tapes, and I *think* the dubbing isn’t too bad, but just on general principle, go for subtitled.

Ghost In The Shell. This is another futuristic movie where people often have computer components to enhance memory and strength, et cetera. The problem comes when a really good hacker starts hacking people, and one detective and his partner are assigned to it. An interesting movie, though I'm told it’s quite a bit different from the TV series from which it is based. It’s one tape and I've only seen the dubbed version, in which the voice acting is good.

Hard Core Sci-Fi.

Neon Genesis Evangelion. I'll be honest, I haven’t seen more than the first two episodes of this and they didn’t do much for me, though I plan on giving them another try sometime. This is a really big series though, and lot of people would do quite a bit for a free copy of the entire series. It’s a sci-fi series with big flying mecha thingies, hot chicks, battles, the works. There is also a most amusing moment in the first two episodes involving a penguin and some toothpicks, but I won't spoil it for you. This has several tapes, I think it has around 30-something episodes, though if you try to hold me to that, I'll deny everything. If you don’t know whether to go for dubbed or subtitled, flip a coin.

Movies That Make Your Head Hurt.

Not recommended for those who hate to think. The less confusing of the two I'll describe is called Perfect Blue. It’s about a pop singer who quits and goes into acting, and starts getting hate mail from some of her die-hard fans. A lot of pressure and the fact that she’s being stalked, plus events in her life start to give her an identity crisis. It’s weird, and if you think too hard trying to figure things out, you'll hurt yourself. It’s one tape and according to a friend, who saw the dubbed version at the theatre, the serious parts are hilariously pathetic because the dubbing is so bad. So don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Serial Experiments Lain. I recommend you don’t think at all on this one. Ever. It took me two tries to get through this one. I only got through half of it the first time before becoming hopelessly lost. It took me a year before I was brave enough to try it again. It’s a VERY good series if you like to think but be careful, because you can tie your brain into a knot very quickly. It’s about a girl, Lain, who explores the wired, a futuristic Internet, and starts to discover things about the nature of reality and her own existence. I won’t go on, my head is hurting just thinking about it. It’s 13 episodes, and 4 tapes. I highly recommend this one for anyone who has a mind, or who thinks they have a bad headache now.

Kiddie Stuff.

I don’t watch this stuff very often, so don’t expect a whole lot. Kiki’s Delivery Service. This is the story of a young witch, who at 13 leaves her home for a distant city to apprentice for a year. Once she reaches a big city (she’s a country girl), she is having trouble fitting in, but decides to open a delivery service, since her only real skill (and it’s debatable) is flying on her broom. Her cat is really cool. He is the adult type figure (kinda) and is amusingly sarcastic. It’s a cute movie for younger persons and it is by Miyazaki, the same guy who did Mononoke Hime. I saw it dubbed and it was good. Evidently, there are several excellent dubbed versions of this, including one by Disney. Since this video is aimed at younger audiences, dubbed might be more appropriate.

Well, there you have it, an all-inclusive guide to buying good anime. Let me note that I am not responsible for any misinformations in this, and so on and so forth. Generally, there is a lot of good anime out there and a good bit of bad stuff too, just like in American movies. The advantage anime has is that if you are like me, you’ve seen all the good American and British movies, but anime is a new unexplored collection of some good stuff. I’d also like to mention at this point, that every conclusion on every article that I’ve ever written has sucked majorly. I’m just going to end it now, before it gets worse. I have attached a list of links to the websites of the companies that release anime in America. Goodbye now, have a Merry Christmas, good luck, and may the Force be with you.

Links

Viz Video, www.viz.com
Ranma½ - bits of brief nudity
Video Girl Ai - nothing bad I can think of
Please Save My Earth - nothing bad I can think of

ADV Films, www.advfilms.com
801 T.T.S. Airbats - brief nudity
Neon Genesis of Evangelion - don’t know, have watched past ep 2. I *think* its fairly clean maybe some cursing, possible nudity.

Animeigo, www.animeigo.com
Oh My Goddess! - very clean, maybe some cursing - does it really matter what with what’s on TV these days?

Pioneer, www.pioneeranimation.com
El Hazard - brief nudity, cross-dressing, alcoholism, cursing
Armitage III - cursing, violence
Serial Experiments Lain - uhh... mmmm... my head hurts...

Central Park Media, www.centralparkmedia.com
Photon - nudity, cursing

Manga Entertainment, www.manga.com
Perfect Blue - sexual content, nudity, violence
Ghost in the Shell - cursing, violence

Miramax Films, http://www.miramaxfilms.com
Mononoke Hime (Princess Mononoke) - umm... pretty clean cut... Can’t think of anything too bad, also check out www.princess-mononoke.com

Disney, www.disney.store.go.com
Kiki’s Delivery Service - its G! There are also other versions of this out there, both dubbed and subtitled

Not sure - I’ve seen it out there, but I don’t know who is releasing it Kenshin - pretty clean, its ghandi with a sword, after all - some cursing, and that’s it

A good website that sells a lot of anime 25% off: www.gg-aw.com


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