Con Report (Part 2):
Dallas Comics and Toy Fest 3

Continued from Page 1

The convention closes for the day at 6 pm, and we are now waiting for Zack Roman, Sidra’s boyfriend, and current writer of Consoletations. He is driving over from Fort Worth to spend the rest of the con with us. Well, I’m not kidding myself, he’s coming over to see Sidra, and if hanging out with her parents is in the forecast, he’ll suffer it. As Sidra *likes* her parents, Zack suffers a lot. Joe closes down The Official CT table, and joins us outside at the picnic tables. We wait. We wait. We wait some more. We make bad jokes involving Zack and Paul’s new pen knife. I suggest I greet him by putting my hands around his neck. We wait some more. We see Terry Moore and his party driving off in his Mercedes. Man, some independent comics must be paying. We talk about the irony of being in Dallas and meeting Terry Moore. We live in Houston, and we know Terry lives in our general area, and we only cross paths in different cities. Well, now we know what he looks like, so if we run into him at the grocery store, we can say "hello." We go back to fantasizing about doing evil things to Zack. I sorely regret not bringing my bullwhip or Texas Attitude Adjuster with me.

We all pile into our cars and go over to the motel. No Zack. Sidra starts making phone calls. We obtain Zack’s cell phone number. She calls. He’s lost. We guide him in. We say bad things to him. We all pile into my car, and head off to a nearby BBQ place. We get there, and Zack mumbles to Sidra that his grandmother died that morning. I feel bad. Sidra feels horrible.

We stuff our faces. We head back to the motel for a Collector Times Executive Session. We need Terry Moore interview questions. Joe reads Strangers in Paradise, and isn’t good with questions. Sidra and I can devise questions, but have only read an issue or two. This takes on the tone of a war room session in the Pentagon, but we hammer out some questions, and Sidra writes them down. That out of the way, we let Joe entertain us with the bad science in Star Trek, The Next Generation. My husband Paul starts to warm to the occasion, and all of a sudden announces, "Ya know, when I used to read comics, I liked Green Lantern and Green Arrow." I’ve been married to Mr. I- Don’t-Read-Comics for 20 years, and this is the first time I’ve ever heard this. I knew he had read some comics, and he’s been known to read some of mine (but never when I’m around,) but this was a new bulletin for me. My personal ATM is sometimes full of surprises.

Late night. Zack gets his room at the motel, and Joe heads home. Paul, Sidra and I sleep the sleep of the dead. I wake up late. Sidra and Zack are outside, spending time together outside of the Vigilant Eyes of the Parentals. Paul goes down to the motel lobby to fetch some coffee and cereal to jumpstart this old bag into gear. I lie there and try to jumpstart. Eventually I am up and sort of moving around, and Zack and Sidra come in. Zack can’t go to the con with us today as planned. He has to go get fitted for a suit for his grandmother’s funeral. Since Sidra has an appointment to interview Todd Nauck at 11:30 prior to the con opening, he takes her over to the Richardson Civic Center. Paul and I start clearing out the motel room and packing our car.

We still make it to the Civic Center early. Sidra is still sitting outside of the dealer’s room, recorder in hand, talking with Todd. Paul and I decide to stroll elsewhere, and to ignore the proceedings. Last thing we want to do is to joggle Sidra’s elbow while she is working. We go outside and admire the other side of the Civic Center’s grounds in 90 degree heat. We fiddle around, check the time, and decide that the dealer’s room must be open by now, so we head on back inside.

The dealer’s room is open. The Magic The Gathering crowd looks to be sitting in the same positions that they were last evening, when we were leaving. That can’t be possible, can it?

We find Joe at his table, drawing a 70’s Supergirl pin up, just because he wants to. Sidra has her recorder and is busy talking to J.E. Smith about Complex City. I now know something new about Paul, and he’s sunk. I drag him over to those Titan Comics quarter boxes and go digging for the Green Arrow comics I saw there yesterday. I start pointing out to Paul the quality products, and start making my recommendations for good reading, and he starts accumulating a pile. Paul then spots a comic adaption of Harry Harrison’s Stainless Steel Rat series, and onto his pile it goes. I am personally digging out every piece of Mike Grell’s indie work I can find. I hear Paul talking to the dealer about the rest of the Harry Harrison comic series, which the dealer says he has over at his shop. Paul then launches into his standard dialogue about how he doesn’t read comics, he reads REAL BOOKS,
and that his wife reads comics. All with his own personal comics pile in front of him. The dealer looks at him conspiratorially, and whispers, "That’s OK, I won’t *tell* anyone." I cackle like a fiend. After we have ravaged the Titan’s quarter boxes, we go over to another booth where I buy a couple of Cerebus phone books for Jamie. I have looked and looked at San Diego for these phone books for Jamie, but have never found them. I grab them before they are gone. Jamie is making out like a bandit at this convention.

I walk by my friend Jim Steele’s booth. He had a bunch of early X-Men comics that I was looking at Saturday, but Sidra, my comics grader, was busy setting up interviews. Today Jim has something odd out on his table that I have never seen before. The X-Men have visited The Texas State Fair! And now I have a comic to prove it, which I shall drag out for the cover of The Collector Times some day in the future.

Sidra has moved from J.E. Smith over to Terry Moore. She is on a tear. I decide to make a stroll of the dealer’s room and to look at the toys. I find a booth with Lord of the Rings action figures for $2-$4 apiece. I know Sidra is going to be having the vapors when she sees them, so I alert my personal ATM that he’d better have the money ready to go. My personal ATM is sitting in the back of Joe’s booth reading *comics.* I wish I had the camera.

Sidra has all her interviews in the can. I show her the Lord of the Rings figures and of course she has to have a few of them. We disturb Mr. I-Don’t-Read-Comics from his comics reading, and obtain some necessary funds. Sidra gets her figures and she is happy. Sidra and I make one last round of the dealer’s room, to see if we have missed buying any independent comic. We haven’t. The folks at the Heroes Realm booth stop us and ask us what Sidra is doing interviewing some of the creators. I step up and explain that we are from The Collector Times. "Ah," they respond, "the competition!" I told them that we weren’t "The Competition," because I’m not really all that interested in competing and/or making money. For those of you who don’t know, HeroRealm.com is a pure comics site and they also do comics news, unlike us.
We got to chatting with the nice folks, and together we decided that all the rest of them are bastards, and that we ought to work together when possible. Works for me! Go check them out, they’ve been online about a year. Plus, they have photos of The HeroRealm Girl on their site. She’s a really cute young lady in a pink wig and a very short skirt who was working her beehind
off all con plastering HeroRealm stickers on everyone. We at The Collector Times don’t work *quite* that hard.

Having spent the equivalent of some third world country’s operating budget on this convention, we are all quite happy. And the Roberts clan, having a 5 hour drive back to Houston, bid Joe Singleton a fond farewell. It’s not a gut wrenching parting, because Joe and Zack are coming down to stay with us in a couple of weeks so we all can attend ConSortium 2001, a science fiction/gaming con, here in Houston.

So come back with us next month, same time, same batchannel, for further con adventures, including our annual foray into fan debauchery at San Diego.

Editors Note:
I am probably going to be in deep shit with every male person mentioned in this con report, with the possible exception of the Titan’s Comic dealer.


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