Great X-pectations by Jason M. Bourgeois

New Year, New X-Men

And so, another year has passed by, with more creative changes amidst the X-Titles. And once again, I come around to one of my frequent revisits to a title I’ve recently commented on, due to some new things that have cropped up.

New X-Men.

For the most part, my opinion of this title has not changed. I’m still greatly enjoying it, and having fun reading it. It’s not as good, and doesn’t have classic super heroics that X-Treme X- Men has, but it’s redefining the X-Men for the modern age. Times change, mutants are the next stage in evolution, and I’m ok with the changing tide, unlike a lot of other folks I’ve seen on and offline.

"These aren’t the X-Men I read growing up," I’d hear people cry. Well, duh. That was 15, 20 years ago. It’s different. Doesn’t necessarily mean it’s bad.

Now, all that said, I do have a few gripes to make.

First off, the chronic lateness of this title. Although, it has gotten better. I was pleasantly surprised to find the newest issue only a few weeks after the last one came out. The downside here is, we have three artists trying to get the book out on time. Does anyone else find this to be a little strange, at best, or a lot pathetic, at worst? I don’t have a problem with fill-in artists, but the point of them is to keep the book on time. Marvel was aware of Frank Quitely’s slowness, and hired Ethan Van Sciver to keep the title on time. He would start drawing the fourth issue, while Quitely screwed up the schedule, and get the book back on time. How the heck can an already late book, being drawn by a fill-in artist to keep it on time, wind up being even more late? Anyone? At least they got the third artist to almost get the book back on track. With New X-Men 121 coming out this week (January 4th), that puts the title at only a few weeks behind schedule.

Speaking of issue 121, that brings me to my next point. In this issue, Grant Morrison has said that "Jean Grey is covered in sperm." This caused a mighty uproar, to say the least, amongst the older fans, and a lot of the new ones. It even made me twitch a bit, because that’s rather disgusting for a family title. I realized, however, that the issue would take place while Jean and Emma Frost travel inside a madwoman’s mind to free someone’s psyche that was trapped within. I’m expecting a total lack of lucidity. Turns out that the actual scenes (Which I’ve recently come across via preview pages online), is nothing like what one would expect. In a scene, Jean is following a trail to the trapped psyche, and at one point is swimming along with gigantic sperm cells. Technically covered in sperm, I suppose, but not quite the immediate mental image given by Morrison’s off-the-cuff remark. Anyways, I had a point here...

Ah, yes. I’m tired of the bodily function humor that’s been running rampant in the X-Titles lately. Granted, I watch South Park, and have a high tolerance for it, but, in all honesty, it is juvenile and appealing to the lowest common denominator. It can sometimes be done tastefully, and when done sparingly, I can deal, but it seems like every month lately, I’ve had to deal with vomit, or urine, or fecal matter coming up in some way. Now we can add sperm to the list. Like I said, it’s a fine line, and tastes and tolerances shall vary, but I’m nearing wits end. Here’s hoping that it gets put to rest for awhile.

Finally, there is the lack of action. After the last decade, and incredibly stupid prolonged fight scenes that were prevalent in comics then, I don’t mind a little rest from the action, some character building, a little drama, but if I’m promised a fight, I better see one. Since Morrison came onto New X-Men, the team hasn’t done a whole lot. We started off with a Sentinel fight. Well, the end of one, anyways, with Wolverine finishing the last one off. Then we watch Genosha get destroyed and the X-Men stand there basically going "Gee, looka that!" And then, they fight Cassandra Nova...no, they stand there and get their butts kicked by Cassandra Nova, who is finally stopped when Emma just happens to pop by and distract her at a crucial moment so Charles can pop a few bullets in her.

At long last, we’re treated to a cliffhanger of Wolverine popping his claws, ready to save a young girl from some anti- mutant goons. Guess what? Next issue has that fight mostly resolved, with another scene following of a wide-angle shot of the van they’re all in, and a scream. What a rip off. And then the issue ends with another cliffhanger of Jean Grey confronting more of the same goons.

At least the issue after THAT we got a payoff with a fight. And fire. Lots of fire. Mmmm, redhead and fire. Sorry, got distracted.

So, those are my latest bits that are bugging me with New X- Men. It’s not enough yet to make me drop the book, because I’m still enjoying the ride, when it comes out, despite the fecal humor, and lack of action. Yeah, I realize my admitted enjoyment of the book is a bit of a dichotomy, but I do enjoy the title. Nothing is perfect, and I’m aware of what isn’t right, and could stand to be improved upon.

New X-Men. Not a bad book, and a damned sight better than most of the X-Line in the ‘90s, but I’ll still take my Claremont comic. There are worse things that could be said about it.



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