If I have to read the word groovy one more time I will
beat someone severely. Groovy is an annoying word
and one of the characters in this book says it every
five seconds. Other that that, its a pretty cute
book. It vaguely reminds me of Charlies Angels.
Okay, it reminds me A LOT of Charlies Angels, except
two of them use weapons other than their hands. This
is the tryout issue. Our three heroines battle to
become members of the *sound the trumpets* Super Dooper
Groovy Space Chicks.
Your Ultra GROOOOOOVY super trio of damsels is Liz,
Billy, and Cindy. Liz is your science wiz. She sucks
at hand to hand combat, but can shoot well enough. I
really like the balance of power there. She looks
kinda like a thinner and bustier Velma from Scooby
Doo. Its probably just the short hair and glasses
that make me think that, though. Billy is your
artillery and shooting expert. If it moves, she can
shoot it. Cindy is your hand to hand combat expert.
She doesnt need any weapon to defeat you, her hands
are good enough.
Now, its time for a minor gun rant. I dont know
much about guns. Yeah, I know Im Texan, get over it.
However, I do know that guns do not have square
barrels. Even if it was an engery weapon, which Im
not sure it is, a circular barrel would be the best
shape. Additionally, a handgun does not have or need a
scope. Scopes are for things like rifles with
distance.
And I couldnt help but laugh when I got to the bios
at the end of the book. My god! 54" with huge
knockers and she only weighs 100 pounds!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Im 54" and I have huge
knockers. I havent seen one hundred pounds since I
was in fourth grade! Additionally, this chick is
supposed to be highly skilled in various forms of
unarmed combat, and she only weighs 100 pounds? Get
real! In order to have huge breasts and do various
forms of martial arts, shed have to be, at very least,
25 pounds heavier. Billy is 56" and is
supposedly 105 pounds. Someone feed these poor women,
for the love of GOD! Healthy weight for a person who
is 54" and has a normal build is 125 pounds. They
most likely would have an eating disorder and those
boobs are undoubtedly plastic. Someone might want to
change their weights a little bit to make them more
realistic.
The art is nice looking. However, the only way
to tell the women apart is that one has glasses, one
has pigtails, and the other has neither. Additionally
the artist needs to work on varying the poses used by
the characters. Theres one two page spread where
two of the characters are in near identical poses.
The bodies are relatively well done. A little more
attention could be paid to the anatomy, but really
distinguishing the characters faces would improve the
art in the book by miles.
My fear in this comic is that its never going to
fully develop with a real plot and real characters. I
recognize that the tryout has to be good, otherwise
the characters wouldnt have made it into Super Dooper
Groovy Space Chicks, but it just seemed too easy, and
shallow. Like I said, I liked the book. It was
amusing, and pretty cute. It just needs some fine
tuning.
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