Console-tations by Zack Roman

    Dynasty Warriors 3
    (and Space Channel 5 Part 2)
    For Playstation 2

Ok, I’m back this month! Did you miss me? (I doubt it). Well, lets see . . . recent news. About the first week of June, I was given the contact information of a guy in Canada with 2 Playstation 2’s for sale. I negotiated with him for one of the units, and half his games. Then I had to wait to get paid. I started work June 1st, and I didn’t get paid till July 1st. (I work, actually, as of Aug. 28, worked for the Texas Department of Transportation). So finally I get paid, and on the same day, I send off a money order to the guy (in Canada) for $400. Delivery time was supposed to be 4-7 days. Supposed to be. Anyway, I kept asking the guy if the MO had come yet, and he kept saying no. About the time I was really beginning to worry it had been lost in the mail, they guy gets it. It’s really close to July 15, give or take a day. (I got paid on the 15th). So the guy sends me the Playstation. And I wait. And I wait. I had planned on doing a July review on one of my new games, but the 25th rolls around and I still haven’t received it yet, and the CT went up early. (That’s why I didn’t have a review last month. Besides which, I had been promised some time off). I am really beginning to worry that the Playstation was lost in the mail by now. But finally, on July 31st, I come home and find a box on my doorstep. Yay. Now I have a PS2, 30 something games, and a game shark. (happy happy, joy joy). Needless to say, yall are going to be getting a lot of PS2 game reviews. (I think the guy must live in BFE Canada. It’s like 4-7 day delivery time, plus a 10-day hike to the mailbox. My liking of Canada has just dropped about 15 levels. If it weren’t so freakin’ cold and empty, I’d vote we take them over. (If you live in Canada, I’m sorry. (sorry that you have to live in Canada, that is :Þ)). I’m reviewing two games for different reasons today. The first is that I have Playstation games coming out my ears. The second is that Space Channel 5 Part 2 is a very amusing game, that I just have to share, but I doubt few, if any of you, will ever get to play it, because it’s a Japanese game (as in only sold in Japan). (Wouldn’t you just love to know what I’m doing with it?). I think I’m just going to go down my categories. First I’ll talk about Dynasty Warriors 3, and then I’ll hit Space Channel 5 Part 2.

Plot. The basic concept of DW3 is that you have a cadre of initially about 10 elite warriors. These warriors are semi-immortal, and they participate in different sides of actual historical Chinese battles across the span of a few hundred years around the time of 22 A.D. Each warrior has a different weapon and style, and as you win battles, you can level them up some, unlock new characters, and find better weapons and items to equip them with. The game is set up so that you take part in several battles of a campaign by a Chinese faction. The game also has stand-alone, independent battles that you can play. Both the campaign, and the free mode can have 2-player co-op. Now for Space Channel 5 (part 2). Let me explain a bit about the game first. The game is by Sega, and is a Japanese game. By that I mean that the menus and instructions are in Japanese, with a small scattering of English, as the Japanese are wont to do. (and yes, I did use "wont*quot; correctly). When we put the game in, and the intro started, our jaws dropped, and we started cracking up. (It’s a very . . . special . . . game) On the main menu, "1 Player" and "2 Player" are the only options in English. The game starts off, and your name is Lola, and you are a Reporter for Space Channel 5 News. Some alien guy in a black vinyl suit is kidnapping people for nefarious purposes, and you are there to report about it and save them. The whole game is like a sci-fi swinging 60’s a la Austin Powers Dance Dance Revolution type game. You have to use the controller and out dance the badguys to rescue the people. Your success rate depends on how well you match their moves, and how many people you rescue. One would think this would be really easy. Just do the commands (in thickly accented English) you are given and hit them in the right cadence. Anyway, an hour later, and we still couldn’t get past the first level, and 2/3s of us were in band in high school, so we have rhythm.

Graphics. PS2 standard graphics. DW3 has decent graphics. They weren’t really stunning, but the programmers made up for it in sheer numbers. The battles you take place in are massive. It takes upwards of five minutes to run across the entire map, and people are fighting all over, very similar to a MMORPG like Dark Age of Camelot or Ever Quest. There is so much going on, that I’ve actually experience lag more than once running around in these battles. But aside from that, the scenery is rather uninspired.

Space Channel is a bit above average looking. While perhaps not uber-realistic looking, there is a lot of eye candy, and playing the game in general is very visually stimulating.

Sound. Decent sound on DW3. The options say there is Japanese dialogue, but when you select it, it turns off almost all the talking except for various Japanese battle cries, etc. The English voice acting isn’t the worse I’ve ever heard, but its not that great either.

Space Channel has above average sound in that it too, is very stimulating. And catchy. Darn them to hell. The game is too bloody addicting, and I don’t even know what they are saying half the time.

Gameplay. Each game has simple controls. In DW3, you run around and can jump, and have two basic attacks, and a super attack. You can also use a bow. Very simple. Most of the game is just running around killing guys, which can get a bit old, except that sometimes you have to be different places at the same time, and so the strategy can get a bit complex. Later on, you can have a whole squad of men you can issue commands to during the battle.

Space Channel is also very easy. D-pad and the 4 main buttons are all you need. Figuring out exactly which one they want you to hit can be more than confusing at times though. The game has a nasty effect of driving one nuts because it *should* be really easy. I can't figure out why it's not.

Difficulty. DW3 gets good point here because the game, as long as it doesn’t get boring, offers a good challenge for completing each level without getting routed. And that’s on easy. The game also has harder difficulty levels. In short, it's challenging, without being impossibly hard.

Space Channel is hard. And it shouldn’t be. Gives me this awful suspicion that some 5 year old could blow me away at. I think the perception that it should be easy is what keeps me hacking away at it. This fits more under replay than difficulty. Oh well, deal with it.

Replay Value. DW3 has good replay value because of the sheer number of things to do in it. You can beat all the campaigns, on both sides, unlock all the characters, find all 3 of their weapons (each) etc. It would take a long, long time to do all of that.

Space Channel, see above in Difficulty.

Spiffy Factor. (yes, new name just to vary things up a little). Best thing about DW3 is all the stuff you can unlock, and getting a squad of guys to assist you, and making them all archers, then watching them steal the kills for mini bosses right before you deliver the killing blow. Oh yes, and getting on top of a War Elephant, and running over troops, yours and theirs. :)

Space Channel gets points for being an annoyingly catchy, swingin’ 60’s game that is mind-bogglingly addictive. And the Jem rock concert in level two is cool too.

Overall. Short overalls, cause I’m tired of writing now. DW3 is a good game, but is starting to get a bit boring, as the fighting is very repetitive. Most definitely worth renting for a week or two, then you decide. As for Space Channel 5 Part 2, if you like DDR, lie, cheat, or steal a copy of this game, and either a mod-chip, or a Japanese Playstation to play it on. If not, stay away, lest ye become addicted too.

Final Ratings

 DW3SC5 
Plot8.58.0
Graphics7.08.75
Sound7.08.75
Gameplay9.08.5
Difficulty9.07.5
Replay9.07.5
Spiffiness8.38.2
 
Total8.2578.171

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