WHAT I CARE TO SEE
By Stephane Morrell

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

Upon first hearing about this, I had great doubts this would be anything worth watching. It sounded like a mass marketing re-hash that didn't need to be remade. Destruction of a classic. I remember when the remake of Night of the Living Dead came out and I was SO disappointed, not just with the movie itself and its need to completely rewrite the characters and the point of the film, but with Tom Savini, who was otherwise a great special effects make-up guy. ( and had worked with George A. Romero on some of the original "dead" movies ). I was also afraid that they had turned Leatherface into a more menacingly evil monster-like thing ( and I do say the term relatively ) rather than the misunderstood childlike psycho that made the character so appealingly scary in the first place.

That being said, nothing could have been further from the truth. The movie, it turns out was more than your standard popcorn fare, laugh at every turn from the smell of cheese horror film. Leatherface, although a little different looking, retained his same basic characteristics. The rest of the cast was great in this utterly cruel, evil, gory, sick, bloody festival of the macabre. It takes a lot to make a true horror fan a bit uncomfortable in his seat at the theater, imagine what it does to those unseasoned in the genre. A faithful 21st century update to the original. And with the police report voice over by John Laroquette, it made it all that more eerie, giving a sense of realism.

( Note: Don't buy into the marketing ploy that says it's based on a true story. The events are based on the "serial killer" Ed Gein in the very loosest of terms. But don't let that stop you from going to see it. )

Stephane Morrell
Laurier CIM Group
MCSE,CCA

-Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


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