WHAT I CARE TO SEE
By Stephane Morrell

THE FOG

In this, the Age of the Remake, a John Carpenter classic has been remade. Although the original was not Carpenter's best, it begs the question ( YET AGAIN ) "Does this need to be remade??"... It reminds me of kids thinking that black and white movies are "yucky". However, as remakes go, it actually wasn't bad. Barring the WB-esque feel that Tom Welling brought to the movie, the story was refreshed enough and had a couple of cringe worthy moments enough to make the movie enjoyable. It certainly wasn't reinvented to the degree that they reinvented The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Dawn of the Dead. But they did change the ending and the story around enough so that it wasn't a lame shot-by-shot remake like the Psycho remake.

WALLACE AND GROMIT: THE CURSE OF THE WERE RABBIT

First off, if you are a Wallace and Gromit fan to begin with, stop reading and go see it. Period.

In this feature length episode starring Wallace and his overly smart dog Gromit, we find the two working as humane pest control removing rabbits from people's gardens ( only to "humanely" keep them in their own basement ). Until Wallace decides to try and reprogram the rabbits into not wanting to eat in people's gardens.... with dire results!

The film is filled with imaginative puns and imagery that one would expect from these two and was really just quite funny.

SAW II

Like Saw, the film follows the horrific exploits of the non-serial killer "Jigsaw" as he has been named by the media and police. Pitting people he feels need to be judged against gut wrenching devices and situations. The acting hasn't gotten a whole lot better since the first movie, but it is well compensated by a couple of original plot twists and truly cringe worthy moments. This follows the story of a cop ( Donnie Wahlberg ) who's hard on his luck. He finds himself in the middle of one of Jigsaw's plots by having his son kidnapped and placed in "the game". Without revealing too much, this one doesn't go as much into the psychology aspect of the first, but if you liked Saw's awesome gruesomeness , you should be pretty happy with this one as well.

Stephane Morrell
Laurier CIM Group
MCSE,CCA

-Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


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