Jon Morrell

Known for his leprechaun style, his laughing platypus style and most feared of all, his Mad zebra dancer style, Johnny was raised by monks in the deepest of Shaoling and trained in all the greatest martial arts such as the ones listed above. At the age of 7, he was kicked out of his temple for not being the true white ninja they believed him to be, he moved to Montreal, Canada under the wing of a married couple and resided there as their son. Ever since that day, he tortures himself by watching trashy B-movies. Some people say it's because he's a masochist, while others say he just does it to remember home, no one knows and no one will ever know. He has lately been researching the way to achieve the golden "cult" status of trash pics.

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E-mail: wickedclownzin69@hotmail.com