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When the group they all gather
And no one has showered
The dice will be rolling
And the GM controlling
The monsters were fighting
And hacking to bits
Although we are tired
And our stomachs on fire
From snacks we were eating
And everyones cheating
Because the GM does not
Want us to win
When the die rolls a twenty
Well all gain more money
And magical items
Oh, so enticing
But then the GM
Will curse all our gold
So now we must travel
To the dark wizard tower
And kill some dark mage
Whos forgotten his age
But now there is nothing
Inside of the fridge
Timothy Till
President Rune's Law Inc.
P.O. Box 73146
Houston, TX 77273
(281) 397-7595 Phone
(281) 397-6640 Fax
http://www.runes-law.com
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