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Well, welcome to the millennium edition of Judgmen_ WAIT! It's not the damn
millennium, 2001 is! I'm sick of all this millennium crap, "Ooooooooh Y2K
oh no" SHUT UP ALREADY. Here's some just plain facts, our calendar is not
even accurate, DEAL WITH IT! Even if it was, the Bible never says what
millennium 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 69th, whatever, nor does it say the millennia of
what, Jesus' birth (which December 25 is only a guess) Jesus' death (good
Friday!) his resurrection (EASTER!) his ascent to heaven (I dunno) or some
other religious date.
Who says it has anything to do with our calendar anyway? There are many
others out there, ours sure wasn't there during this period. Even if it is
the religious end of the world, it would be good, sure. There'd be the 4
horsemen and all that, but at the end of all it, we'd go to a kingdom, that's
what's meant by kingdom come. Sounds like a cool trip to me.
Now let's get to the 2000 Y2K bullshit. A WHOLE BUNCH OF ZEROES ARE LINED
UP... WOW! What's the big deal? Maybe I'm missing something, but getting worked
up over a bunch of zeroes is stupid. It's just another excuse to get drunk
and/or high. I never got the deal over any New Years, I mean we're starting
a year over according to some old dead Brits, or is it old dead Romans,
anyway, THEY'RE DEAD! I'll tell you who are the real winner of this holiday,
the terrorists.
Next the Y2K bug crap. About three years ago, you couldn't stop hearing from
these experts on TV that bought cottages in the middle of nowhere with
there own wells and power and crap, talking about how society will crumble.
I haven't heard from one in about a year... could it be they figured out they
were full of shit and stupid (or in their bomb shelters and will be the only
survivors.. I'm writing this at 1 am on Thursday the 30th)?. Anyway, I highly
doubt anything will happen, it's total crap, I mean total worst-case
situation total nuke-fest Armageddon, fun for the whole family. Seriously, I
doubt anything will happen, I'm sure we'll all be ok, a few minor
inconveniences, other than the terrorists.
What about the possibility of no computers? *GASP* Could this mean some
people may actually have to leave the house and maybe get lives. CHRIST,
bottom line is: YOU'RE ALL SHEEP BEING LEAD INTO BELIEVEING HYPED CRAP ABOUT
RELIGION, CALANDARS, COMPUTER PROGRAMS, AND ZEROES BY MASS MEDIA AND YEARS
OF BULL SHIT! Nothing will happen.... get over it.
AND NOW_
THE NEXT EDITION OF JUDGMENT CALLS!
Um uh, hrmmmmmmmmmmm, let's see, um, comics are cool huh huh huh
heheheheheh.
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