Judgment Calls by Patrick Dunning

Welcome to Judgment calls, unfourtunatly I have nothing to judge (rant about). Between finals, fixing the damn computer (surge through the phone line, not pretty), the price of gas, and several other factors, I havn't even gotten my comics this month. All together, this has been a really bad week for me. Nothing is worse then being woken up at 9a.m. on Memorial Day because of a frickin parade going down the damn street. Only good news for me lately is the White Sox are back in 1st in the American League Central dvision. GO SOX! I just had a thought, I'm starting to sound like Scott's bitchy ass (No offence of course). I don't even know what I'm saying anymore, and I doubt if anyone is still reading at this point, anyway. I might as well say something comic related. Mark Waid took over the JLA this month; it's probably good... hmmmmmmm...yeah, I doubt anyone is still reading... Oh well, I'm just filling space now; how about a limeric? This is one my dad told me *AHEM*

    " In days of old, when knights were bold,
    Before toilets were invented,
    They droped their load,
    In the middle of the road,
    And left quite contented. "

Well, if I had any readers, they're gone now... Well, if there is anyone still reading, come back next month, and I swear to god I'll have a my column back to it's usual abnormal state...


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