Great X-pectations by Jason M. Bourgeois

It’s About Time!

Way back, in the long gone year of 1995, I heard some great news. Slated to hit theaters that Christmas was a movie adaptation of one of my favourite comics: The X-Men.

Suffice to say, Christmas of ‘95 came and went with no X- Men movie. As did the entirety of the next few years. It became kind of a running gag. Whenever someone online asked when Marvel was going to get off their butts and give us an X- Movie, I would reply, "Christmas, 1995".

In ‘99, I finally heard there was an actual script! A director! They were even doing *gasp* casting! Could it finally be happening? Could the X-Movie finally be made? Nah. I saw what happened to the Fantastic Four movie a few years back.

Then I remembered Marvel’s track record for movies. Let me direct your attention to Captain America, either the early 90’s or late 70’s version (The latter of which I am watching as I write this.). Or shall I point you towards a number of Spider- Man TV movies that were made? Howard the Duck? Or the aforementioned Fantastic Four bomb which was so bad they wouldn’t even release it?

Still, I had some hope. Blade had come out recently, and was a pretty good movie. It wasn’t 100% accurate to the comics, but I don’t expect them to be. If Marvel did it once, was it just a fluke, or the start of something good?

I decided it as going to be a fluke. No way could anyone portray the X-characters accurately enough to please the fans, and have thinks make sense to the viewers. Nor could they pick a small enough cast that would make everyone happy.

Then I saw the first trailer. It looked rather cool. I heard many people complaining about the costumes, but it didn’t bother me one bit. I was glad they weren’t using the actual costumes from the comic books. That would look incredibly silly. Could you picture Hugh Jackman wandering around in blue and yellow spandex? With those big shoulder pads, and Wolverine’s funky boots?

Still, I remained skeptical. I’ve seen good trailers for bad movies before. Then came a few more trailers, and clues to what the story was about. I found myself actually becoming excited. I made plans to see the movie after a few weeks it had been out, with some old friends. As the day came closer for the premiere, I said to hell with it, and went opening day. My expectations were so high now, the movie was in danger of never meeting them.

And then, the movie started. Rogue’s origin was more or less right. The characterization was spot on. Jean Grey in tight leather. Cool effects, and excellent acting almost all across the board. I have to say, I was grinning like a damn fool for nearly the entire movie. At one point, Logan sits down to order a beer, and starts smoking his good old cigars. I wanted to leap out of my seat, point at the scream, cackle madly, and shout, "They got it right! At long last!!"

I managed to restrain myself though. Good thing too, since I would have certainly been thrown out of the theater.

But yes, it is about time. Marvel finally gave us the X-Men movie we had been waiting for. And it’s about time that Marvel finally has got it right again. See what happens when you have someone who knows what they’re doing, respects the source material, and knows how to make a movie? Yes, Marvel, hire actual talent, and you CAN make a good movie!

I will say, however, that there is one bad side effect from the movie. They’ve gone and changed the logo on Uncanny X-Men and X-Men from the classic logo they’ve been using for the past 30 or so years, and started using the logo from the movie.

Now, don’t get me wrong, the logo was fine for the movie, set against a black background, but it is ill-suited for a comic cover. The movie logo lacks any real design or imagination. Someone typed in "X-Men" in their computer, in some simple, straightforward font, and italicized it. They then popped it into Photoshop or something similar, and gave it a metallic sheen. It just doesn’t stand out anymore. It’s plain and unimaginative, and I didn’t even recognize the books as X-Men at first, until I looked closer. Check out this scan of one of the issues to see the travesty of it all:

New X-Men comic

I do however understand the thinking behind changing the logo, since it will hopefully catch the attention of fans of the movie, who want to try the comics out. But damnit, I want my old logo back! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

Now, go see the X-Men movie, you will be pleasantly surprised. And we have to continue to make sure it beats out Pokemon 2000. Which it has for the past two weekends, much to my surprise.

Oh yes, Liefeld sucks.

See you next month folks! Mmmm, Jean in tight black leather...


    Jason M Bourgeois

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