"a few words from your lord and master"
by scott crawford
Weddings and funerals. Well, weddings, funerals, and once a month when
the Collector Times comes out. Although I've been assured that the CT's
regular readership actually does indeed read my column, you never call,
you never write, you never visit...it's enough to make the old man cry.
If you folks like what I write here, drop me a line, and let me
know. Or, better yet, head over to my new web site, and visit me there,
too. Lots of Scott Crawford-related hi-jinks to be had. I've put a lot
of work into it already, and I'm really just getting started. I'm
shooting to make "My Big, Black Cock" a shouting, screaming,
unrepentantly dysfunctional family of rabblerousers that stands in stark
contrast to the bland, never-ending sea of mushy support groups that
typify the Internet.
While I've been doing research for my new site over the past few months,
I've noticed that Web sites that function as the afore-mentioned
"communities" are the ones I get the most enjoyment out of. Hence, my
interest in making my site that sort of thing. Sites with any kind of
recurring, dynamic interactivity between webmaster and users, or users
and other users really do win the prize over ones that don't, in my
book, and they're worth the hard work that's sometimes involved.
That interactivity can be things like:
Bulletin boards (something I'm considering adding, but I haven't
decided on a specific method of implementation yet...)
An associated IRC channel (like my #strangeland
on DALNet, or this site's #collectortimes, on EFNet...)
Something as simple as encouraging, accepting and using reader
submissions on a constant, daily or weekly basis. (I.E. Slashdot, The Stile Project, and even Mullets Galore, which has
created an army of camera-toting amateur "mullet hunters"...)
Anything like that seems to make the browsing experience a lot more fun
than just "Here's what I'm bitching about this week, here are my links,
here's some stuff you can buy...", even if you do update those often. I
think all sites want recurring traffic, and it's seeming more and more
like the way to get it is to make users feel like they're a part of
something cool while they're visiting. An even bigger bonus comes if the
site's users get to know the webmaster, or each other through the site,
as long as they don't kill each other or anything. =)
A really good example of the "community"-as-Web site is the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy site.
They're working on constructing an online, dynamically updated version
of Douglas Adams' legendary Guide, using submissions by the site's
regular visitors. (Remind me to start contributing. I've been lazy.)
Tons of information in there already, written in a very human, likeable
style for the most part. They also have bulletin boards galore to
discuss each entry, and usually have some "real-world" gatherings in the
works for Guide users, mostly informal, casual evenings out.
That's an ambitious project, though. There seem to be people who do work
full-time on the Guide, and it does have Douglas Adams' name,
reputation, and money behind it. The question, from there, becomes: "Say
you're not Douglas Adams, or someone similar in stature. How do you
build such a community, without resorting to sensationalism as your
drawing card?" Well, in my case, it's more like "more sensationalism
than usual". I'd like to build a thriving, regular, daily readership who
interact with one another, without having to go as far as to show them
German Scheisse videos every day to get them to show up. That's my
current challenge, and it is a daunting one.
There's also some technical and logistical issues involved here, as
well. It's tricky sometimes to implement new features and sections on my
site, while maintaining some semblance of focus. I, of course, want to
do everything at once, so I've found myself in need of being reined in
from time to time. In addition, no one likes a site that's so choked
with all kinds of kooky frou-frou Java or Macromedia crap that it's
beyond functionality, or a site that takes forever to load (something
that had gone away for a while, until developers began coding
exclusively for folks with cable modems. :P). So far, I haven't had a
lot of trouble there, but I'd like to prevent it from EVER happening.
I'd love to hear from CT readers who've tried to set up an "online
community", or "portal", or even better, succeeded at it. Doesn't matter
if it's a personal site, or something they did professionally. What
worked? What didn't? Let me
know.
In other news:
Bertelsmann/Napster. OK, I was off by one company. I guess the head
of BMG read my article on
this, and decided he didn't want to look like a whiny bitch, or let that
jive turkey Steve Case take what was rightfully his. Soooo, he took the
bull by the cajones, and gave Mr. Fanning a call, scooping AOL and all
the other haters in the process. OF COURSE he reads my column! Duh!
"The Yankees win! THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!!!" Again.
Against the Mets. And, I got into Game 2 (snuck in at the top of the
9th, but I WAS THERE!!!), no thanks to Sarah Jessica "I've been a fan
since 1996" Parker! Gah, that woman!!!! What Ferris sees in
her...anyways, it'll be interesting to see who takes the field in
pinstripes in 2001. I'll be relegated to listening to Kay and Sterling
on RealAudio, occasional national TV broadcasts of games, and (*ugh*)
the Disastros in person, by then. I will be returning to the NYC area
for the Annual Tampa Bay Game, though, oh yes...
Quake III Arena for Dreamcast: BOO-YAH!!!!
Any of you remember that review I
did on Earth Eighteen's "Butterfly" album? Well, apparently, Jon Dupree,
their lead singer/songwriter found it, and he let me know that it made
him happy. (See, HE wrote to me! What hell is wrong with the rest of
you?!?!?!) He's working on a web
site about Earth Eighteen, and his present/future projects. It's
under construction right now, but keep checking back, because it should
be very cool once it's live.
Finally this month, congratulations (yes, congratulations) are in
order for pro wrestling legend Bret "The Hitman" Hart, who announced his
retirement this week. Bret, on the off-chance you end up reading this,
thanks for your hard work. You entertained a lot of people, and we
appreciate it. Always remember the positives in your career, and enjoy
your post-wrestling endeavors, both personal and professional, to the
fullest.