Great X-pectations by Jason M. Bourgeois

Ultimate X-Pectations

Ok, I know I said last month that I was gonna give a rundown on the ten best things in the X-Books during the year 2000, but it looks like my plans are gonna be a smidge different, what with a spiffy new comic coming out the last few weeks. That, and I've got something that will take care of that coming up in a few months? What's that? Heheheh...

So, what's this new book? Why, it's Ultimate X-Men! A new version of the classic X-Men, updated for the 90's. Picture DC's Earth-1 and Earth-2 concept, or the Legion of Superheroes reboot of a few years ago, except with the original continuity continuing on.

First off, this ain't your father's X-Men. That statement has been said a lot about this book already, but I'm still using it, because it fits. Heck, these aren't even MY X-Men. And you know what, that's a good thing.

Almost every character receives a personality transplant, except Beast, who is still the intelligent, fun lovin' monkey man we all know and love. Minus a few yards of blue shag carpeting, and a new abusive home life. The new personalities are a matter of contention amongst folks, I know it is, or soon will be as more people read the book. However, I feel this makes the characters more in tune with kids these days, and seperates it even further from the characters of old. Let's go down the list:

Cyclops: Still mostly the same, but less of a stick up his butt. He's still the field leader, still tosses about orders, but has a bit more of a sense of humour. And it's a bit of a mind blower to see him use the word "dumbass". Ah, that 'hip' nature those wacky Brits bring to comics!

Jean: Here she's back to using the Marvel Girl name. No, really. And instead of being the token female, quiet, shy, and reserved (How sixties of you...), here she is open, flirty, and has Rachelhair.

Storm: Yay! No bad speechifying! She's not a goddess! She barely has control over her powers! Improvements all around ;)

Colossus: Painter? Farmer? Naaaah. Working for the Russian mafia, and sending the money he makes home to his family, the farmers. A nice reinterpretation on the character for the 90's.

Most of the other characters we weren't really shown much yet, but I'm sure we will.

Charles and Magneto are pretty much as they were. Old friends with differing views on the place of humanity in this world of mutants. They were still old friends, Xavier helped Magneto build his haven for mutants in the Savage Land, and they had a falling out, where Mags rammed a large metal shaft through Xavier, and his spine. This gets rid of the encounter with a goofy Kirby alien from the original, and simplifies things a bit.

The plot kicks in several days after Magneto has bombed NYC and Washington DC, with further threats of violence if the humans don't cede control of the planet over to the mutants. This is where Xavier comes in, gathering a group of mutants to protect a world that hates and fears them a lot more than usual. The Days of Future Past from core continuity seems almost a few days away, as Sentinels make sweeps of areas and wiping out any mutant it detects in rather horrible ways.

Even the costumes and codenames get updated for a bit more 21st Century sensibility. The uniforms act as bafflers to protect the X-Men from the Sentinels' mutant detection protocols. The names were something that Xavier and Magneto concieved of not to protect identities, but as a rebaptism into mutanthood, much like some cultuers allow people to choose a new name once they reach manhood.

Mark Millar has done a brilliant job redefining the X-Men, both characters and concepts, for a new generation. His writing has always been smart, and contemporary, making his comics seem more real than many others (Aside from obvious compatriots. Mostly the other Brits), as if this is something that could be happening right outside your door.

Adam Kubert's art is also some of the best we've seen, from the character designs, to the backgrounds, to some interesting methods of drawing, colouring, and inking for certain scenes and effects that really make this something special.

Overall, if you can handle picking up something that looks the same, but is something new entirely, grab this book. I doubt Marvel ever supplanting the old continuity with this, unless it becomes insanely popular. And I mean like, all-of-us-combined levels of insanity, and then some.

Look! I went a whole column without a single mention of Liefeld or Ellis! Wait...

Damn! Ah well.

Next month... Well, frankly I don't know what's coming next month. As of January 1st, I have officially dropped the two core books, since Scott Lobdell is taking over them for a brief interim, and his stories almost always leave a bad taste in my mouth.



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