Yes, this year I have a contest for my staff. I had to listen to all
sorts of whining last year when they couldnt participate in my
contest, so I have a contest just for them! They too, can win an
animated Batman print. So I dont want to hear it this year. I am
getting my revenge, too, Im going to make them work for it.
- No simple drawing for you! You folks know I own 5 cats and
a parrot. It is now time to put your creative thinking caps on,
and send me an email completing the joke:
A woman (or an editor, I'm not picky), 5 cats and a parrot walk
into a bar . . .
- You can be lewd. I dont care. Im middle aged, married, a
urology nurse, and I hang with you folks. How offended do you
think I can get?
- My immediate family is ineligible, so Im not going to play
favorites here.
- *I* am going to be the sole judge of who wins. Whatever
strikes me the funniest wins. Its my subjective judgment, and my
sense of humor. Thats all the hints you are going to get. Im the
editor, I can do that . . . mwah ha ha.
- You KNOW I am going to publish the results, so everyone
can see how warped you are.
- Contest ends Wednesday, September 26, 2001. Dont
bother sending me your addresses. I know where all of you
live . . . or I can find out. Mwah ha ha!
Good Luck!
Sheryl
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