Who Won an animated Batman print signed by the artist Phil Moy?

Staff Contest: Boy, last year they whined about not being able to participate in the contest, this year I give them their own contest, and I get TWO participants. Two. That’s it. They make jokes at my expense all the time, but turn it into a contest, and they go hide. Oh well, a great big thank you to Jeff Valentine and Stephane Morrell, who had the courage to participate. Our winner is Stephane, mainly because Jason Bourgeois had told me the same parrot joke as Jeff submitted not a month before. Stephane, who’s a Canuck in Quebec (and recently has been razzed to death by me about the power of the mighty Canadian military) actually made his up. So congratulations, Stephane!

The 2 bad parrot jokes:

Jeff’s:
A woman, 5 cats and a parrot walk into a bar. the bartender turns to them and says: "What is this . . . a joke?"

Stephane’s:
A woman, 5 cats and a parrot walk into a bar . . . The Barteder looks at the cats, gives them a quick nod. Then he looks over at the parrot and says, "Sorry, the cook doesn't know how to prepare parrot."