- "No, son. Iron Man is NOT a Transformer."
- "Hey, you think we'll get to see Pepper's potts?"
- "I am SO glad they decided not to cast Robert
Downey, Jr. in this -- oh wait --"
- "Bet you twenty bucks the obligatory Stan Lee
cameo happens in the first 15 minutes."
- "Yeah, I got your 'Iron MAN' right here, baby!"
- "I told you dressing up in character was a bad
idea. I can't even see out of this damn helmet."
- "Iron Man, Schmiron Man. I just want to see the
trailer for the new Hulk movie."
- "What? No Mandarin? No Crimson Dynamo? No Black
Widow? Yeah, this will be a suck fest."
- "Did you hear that the sequel to this will be
titled, 'Iron Man 2: Electric Bugaloo'?"
- "What!? You mean this isn't the line for advance
tickets to Dark Knight?"
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