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The Hook and the Reel

By Timothy Till

There are a number of things that I, as a gaming enthusiast and a game designer, find humorous in the gaming industry as a whole. First off, let me tell you what the gaming industry is: No One Knows. Gaming is such a loose category that by using that term to describe the industry you have Board Games, War Games, Miniatures, Computer Games, Table-Top Role-Playing Games, Live Action, Collectible Card Games, and Paint Ball all feeding from the same trough. So if someone is a gamer, what are they? Are families who play Monopoly at night after dinner, gamers? How about the very lonely and mentally atrophying guy who plays Evercrack nine hours a day pretending he’s a busty wood elf, is he a gamer? The answer is simple. No. Do gamers indulge in point-click mind deteriorating wastelands? Nein. Do gamers play monopoly if they can help it? Niet. Do gamers seek to gather with friends and indulge in mediums of recreation that demand non-linear problem solving, creativity, and a swift wit that compliments literary theory? Ideally. Gamer is a name given from one person who plays recreational hobby games to another. It’s sort of the reference that people label one another. You tell anyone else you’re a gamer and they’ll likely think you have a gambling problem. The title of "gamer" when pronounced by a gamer in reference to another gamer is fine, common place, and acceptable. Anyone else who says it is doing so in a derogatory fashion. It’s sort of like the way some people use a dirty word in brotherly reference to someone but "busta cap inyo ass" if you are not someone cleared to use the word, with the slight exception that gamers are not prone to react violently to such an offense without carefully rolling the odds of probability for success.

Anyhow, so, that’s funny thing number one.

The other thing I find funny is the Origins Awards. Being the innocuous fly on the wall during industry email discussions, I get to see just how pack-like, ravenous, and feral many industry professionals are when it comes to these awards and nominations. Me, I love my book. Taking it to Origins and Gencon was fun, and it was nice to see that although we only sold 20-40 copies at each show that we were overselling many other small press games that even I had heard of. Of course, that’s because some people just collect games and happened to collect mine, and not specifically that I have a better product. Would I like to have an award for my book? Sure. Do I think it deserves one? Heck Yeah. Am I going to play politics and go through the long drawn out process of selling it to their judging process? Pshaw. Why bother? I could care less if others in the industry like my book. I like my book. The scarce 200 people who have a copy love the book. I just want a few 1.2 million more people to love it a year. But to scrap and scrape for bragging rights is just plain silly. I know its irreverent to say so and who am I anyway, but big deal. If I offend anyone with this, grow up. I’ve seen very few games out these days that don’t deserve an award, unless it’s a d20 product and then if you read my previous article you know what I think should be done with those.

Anyhow, the meat of all this is my survey. Let me know what you think and I’ll post the results in my next article and also on that neat little email list I post on once every 1,356,972 posts. Realize that some of the big wigs in the RPG and "Gaming" Market get to see your results so make ‘em count:

A) I think the Origins Awards are by far the greatest thing to ever come in to this pervasive industry, and I never buy a product that hasn’t been nominated. How dare you, as a struggling peer wannabe in this industry, say something so derisive about something so untouchable. Voting for the awards is my duty as an enthusiast in this market.

B) I think the Origins Awards are neat and I like seeing my favorite games get nominated and win. It makes me as a fan of that product feel pretty cool. I vote sometimes, but mostly just watch for the results.

C) I know about the Origins Awards, but I’ve never voted and can only recall one or two winners over the last few years.

D) You’re SO right, Tim. The Origins Awards are a joke engineered for a small circle of people who rub the right elbows and walk the right walk to mentally masturbate over their own products, and pretend like they’ve accomplished something other than market a product. That’s like Bill Gates sponsoring the Windows Awards.

E) Origins Who?

F) I could care less about the whole thing.

Email your survey answers to averes@hotmail.com.
Use the Subject: Origins Survey
In the Email Body include the letter of your selection (A, B, C, D, E, or F).

P.S. My website, http://www.runes-law.com is down while being transferred to an as of yet undecided server. It should be up by early February. Perhaps its best it stays down until after the surveys so my corporate email isn’t flooded with hate mail by my peers. :o)


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