Jamie's Comic Reviews

    Bounty Hunter #1
    Story: Rod Jenkins
    Art: Barbara Jenkins
    Price: $3.00 US, $4.35 CAN
    Color, 20 pages.

I believe the title of the comic is called Bounty Hunter. I can't say for sure because there is a wolf in front of the Bounty part, making it only possible to guess at what it says. The wolf on the cover says "Surrender to us that battle suit..." and somebody else says "... or die!!" there is a very amateurishly drawn black hero running at you with a battle suit on.

On the inside cover we have ads for Smash Comics and ad space for sale. The story starts in the middle of something that you have to read issue #0 to understand. All you know is a villain has a woman hostage and he ain't letting her go like he promised. It's difficult to make out the rest of the story as it's clear the art was scanned into and printed by a home computer. As a result a lot of the lettering is small and blurry. The entire comic was also poorly printed as letters and art are cut off on both sides all through the comic.

The dialogue is really messed up on some pages. Such as "I do have anything to gain from all this... None!" and "Since we are together will one or tell me who arranged this charade?" In short they really need to proofread their work. It' appears they did this "The Marvel Way" as the text doesn't always fit into the word balloons and go outside of them in parts. There is also missing punctuation, making reading the dialogue even more confusing. The story follows the action hero formula closely, a strong guy hero versus a big brain villain. Big brain assembles a group of top of their field scientists and uses his powers to bully them to do his bidding. Along the way the big brain found a very powerful child and has corrupted her to protect him. While the story could have probably been done in one issue with better use of space, it's not. This is a 6 issue mini series.

The art, as I said before, is amateurish. The figure drawing is crude and basic. There are no backgrounds anywhere. Parts of it are left uncoloured and unfinished. Everything looks static, no sense of movement. Due to the bad printing the art is very fuzzy on some pages. There are parts where the panel is turned sideways, making you turn the entire comic around to read it. This might work if you are Chris Ware and are doing an entire comic using experimental layouts. But this is a superhero comic and a badly produced one at that, so it looks like another amateurish flaw. Especially when some are turned clockwise and others counter clockwise.

On the back cover is a statement from Kiss Me Comix about not playing by the rules and being original. Truth be told, I really doubt they made this comic because it was original. They did it because it was the easiest way they could. No dealing with printers and getting stuck with unsold stuff.

I've reviewed some really bad comics before but this one took the cake. It is books like this that give "indy" a bad name. 0 out of 5 stars.

Let's see if the next one is any better.

    Serenade #4
    Story and art by Barbara Jenkins
    $3.00 US/CAN

This is a 24 page colour comic. The first page is a black and white picture with a big guy (Bounty Hunter) and a woman saying "Read me kiss me comix or I will get big man on you!" sigh.

There is a spelling mistake on the first page and grammar mistake on the 2nd. I suspect the rest of the comic is riddled with them as well. The story is about a Korean woman who takes Tae Kwon Do and in the process has to deal with sexual harassment from another student. This goes on for 10 pages before she tells him to fuck off and leaves. She bemoans her fate as a pretty woman who's had to deal with these types all her life. Then her hubby comes and gets her in her limo and goes away. I have a difficult time feeling sympathy for this character, granted this aggressor is a much bigger asshole than the usual, but she can walk away or report him to the police. Instead she does neither and puts up with it trying to fight the guy - for what reason I don't understand. It feels like drama for drama's sake. Overall I felt I got very little story out of the comic. They are into issue 4 and this is as far as they got, I'm not interested in the rest of the series. I don't know if there is a bigger over all picture or not or if this is actually leading somewhere. Based on this issue's snail paced story, if the plot does lead somewhere it may take forever to get there.

The artwork looks like it was coloured with pastel or water colour, and done unevenly. This does look different and is pleasing to the eye. I'd like to see a more professional artist take this approach. There is no change of perspective as almost every panel is a straight on shot. The few times she tries a different perspective, it's clear she has trouble with it. There are a lot of faces but very little bodies, this being what you'd call a talking head book. The layouts move from splash pages to a lot of open white space to some typical panel work to some uneven panels. This is Barbara's strong suit as the story does flow along well. For that reason alone the book gets 1 out of 5 stars.

    A Monk's Tale, Mini book #1.
    Story: Kandrix Foons
    Art: Laurie Breitkreuz and Kendrix Foons
    Konsequential Studios
    Free

This book measures 3 inches high and 2 1/2 wide. The cardboard cover shows a young bald martial artist with three stick Nunchucks. It's all in black and white and It's 16 pages long. The story is about somebody who really wants to read A Monks Tale a mini series that, he finds out, is already sold out. It's hard to really critique a promo book, but I'll go ahead anyway. I think they could have done something to introduce the characters or story with this to get people interested. A comic telling me a comic is hard to get doesn't make me want to get it.

The comic does have very good art in it, though. They use grey shading very well and everything is of professional calibre. But I was confused towards the end of the book as there are too many bald characters and nothing to distinguish them apart. That said, based on the art alone, if I saw A Monks Tale comic on the racks I'd probably flip through it out of curiosity. So this promo book did work on me at least that far. The comic gets a 3 1/2 stars out of 5.

Regards,

Jamie Coville


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